Flying Solo
In February 1945 the ?Big
Three? ? Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin ? met at Yalta to
discuss the future of post-Nazi Germany. The War was in its
final stages. On the western front, the Allies had pushed as far
as the Rhine. On 16 February the US airforce bombed Tokyo for
the first time. And on that same day in the sleepy town of
Market Harborough, a safe distance from the main theatres of
war, I was born.
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Coming this spring? the
science-fiction autobiographical publishing sensation of 2004:
FLYING SOLO
Beautifully bound, presented in
an embossed slip case, and limited to a print run of 2,000 ?
each individually numbered and signed by the author ? Flying
Solo is more of an artifact than a mere book. A rare treat
for all fans of the Star Wars saga, this is a memoir
intertwined with an account of traveling the world as a
science-fiction personality. Embellished, moreover, with nuggets
of useless information, Flying Solo is unlike any other
book you are likely to read.
I was called to the location
the day before we were due to start filming so that I could be
taught how to fire a bow and arrow. The important thing, the
armourer explained, was that I should be able to shoot quickly
and look as natural as possible. ?Watch me,? he instructed,
drawing an arrow from his quiver. With this first shot, he hit
the outer ring of the target sixty yards away. I followed him,
copying his style as best I could. Amazingly, I found the
bull?s-eye. The armourer looked me straight in the face and
said, ?No, you haven?t quite got the idea. You need to pull the
arrow out of the quiver more quickly, aim and fire as fast as
possible.? ?Yes, of course,? I replied. The armourer shot his
second arrow into the outer ring; I hit the bullseye for a
second time. He wasn?t amused. Rather flustered, he said, ?No,
you still don?t know what you?re doing. Copy what I do exactly.?
His third arrow was nearer to the centre, and mine thudded in
close to his.
?Are you trying to be
funny?? he growled.
?No,? I said cheerfully, ?It must be beginners? luck.?
The archery lesson ended
there and then.
Learn more about the life and
work of Jeremy Bulloch in Flying Solo, and discover:
HOW to tie a Windsor knot;
HOW Jeremy is related to Theodore and Franklin D Roosevelt;
WHY he is wary of dogs with impaired hearing;
WHAT it was claimed that Elizabeth Taylor could eat for
breakfast;
HOW to chat up fashion models;
WHY Jeremy was once attacked in the street by an old lady;
and WHY he won?t be making any more commercials in Sweden.
Also in Flying Solo you will
find tales of human and equine flatulence, several references to
vodka, and lots about the British seaside town of Bognor Regis.
Flying Solo will not be
available in any shops. Find out soon how to reserve your copy.
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